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Recent Dilbert:
07.01.09 - Despondency
07.01.09 - Beta Testing
06.30.09 - Random Questions
06.29.09 - Sales are Tanking
06.26.09 - Renter
06.25.09 - Incorporated in Heaven
06.24.09 - Tax Audit
06.23.09 - Tax Attorney
06.22.09 - High Priority Bugs
06.19.09 - Crazy Eyes
06.18.09 - Not In Person!
06.17.09 - Conflict of Interest
06.16.09 - Pirate Side Job
06.15.09 - Somalian Pirate
06.12.09 - Base Pay
06.11.09 - Failure is Acheived
06.10.09 - Constructive Feedback
06.09.09 - Circle of Excellence
06.08.09 - Collecting Money
06.05.09 - Learn from the Master
06.04.09 - Scaring Customers
06.03.09 - New VP of Sales
06.02.09 - One-on-One Meetings
06.01.09 - Charge Code
05.29.09 - Phase One
05.28.09 - How Many Engineers
05.27.09 - Long Walk
05.26.09 - Agenda Items
05.25.09 - Finish Project
05.22.09 - Spreadsheets don't lie
05.21.09 - So Boring
05.20.09 - Punch you so hard
05.19.09 - Management Expert
05.18.09 - MBA
05.15.09 - Corportate Crime
05.14.09 - Company Secrets
05.13.09 - Crime is a bad thing
05.12.09 - Dabble in Crime
05.11.09 - Corrupt
05.08.09 - 12 pound baby
05.07.09 - Painting Own House
05.06.09 - Stocks down 70%
05.05.09 - Boss' Birthday
05.04.09 - Rented Trailer
05.01.09 - If we had money
04.30.09 - Crunched the Numbers
04.29.09 - Cut Pay
04.28.09 - Company Electricity
04.27.09 - Imagining Life
04.24.09 - Smart Phone
04.23.09 - Drawings
04.22.09 - How about Now
04.21.09 - Elbonia
04.20.09 - Job Tension
04.17.09 - Recover or not
04.16.09 - Economy will Collapse
04.15.09 - Huge and Scary
04.14.09 - Recalibrating Hopes
04.13.09 - Scared Shirtless
04.10.09 - Actual Job
04.09.09 - Unfunded
04.08.09 - CoWorkers are Edible
04.07.09 - Whiny Jerk
04.06.09 - Survivor Guilt
04.03.09 - Menial Assignments
04.02.09 - Talker
04.01.09 - Temp
03.31.09 - HA HA
03.30.09 - False Hope
03.27.09 - DotCom Era
03.26.09 - Risky Mortgages and Ponzi
03.25.09 - Bank for a dollar
03.24.09 - Flying Coach
03.23.09 - Dogbert the CEO
03.20.09 - Suggestion
03.19.09 - Human Contact
03.18.09 - Incompetence
03.17.09 - Too Risky
03.16.09 - Risk Management
03.13.09 - Black Market I.T.
03.12.09 - Call me Yesterday
03.11.09 - Whiteboard
03.10.09 - Phone
03.09.09 - Powerpoint Slides
03.06.09 - Blind Squirrel
03.05.09 - Replica
03.04.09 - Inoculate the CEO
03.03.09 - Red, Yellow or Green
03.02.09 - Being Good
02.27.09 - Week Off
02.26.09 - 25 billion bonus
02.25.09 - Corporate Jet
02.24.09 - Crippling Debt
02.23.09 - Donuts
02.20.09 - Pay Cut
02.19.09 - Hambone
02.18.09 - Slaughterhouse
02.17.09 - Airline Travel
02.16.09 - Trip
02.13.09 - Droids
02.12.09 - Dead Cat
02.11.09 - Rob Someone
02.10.09 - Truck on Fire
02.09.09 - Archery Range
02.06.09 - Collections Department
02.05.09 - Dilbert in Sales
02.04.09 - No Openings
02.03.09 - Company Secrets
02.02.09 - Take a bullet for me
01.29.09 - Desperation
01.28.09 - Tough Love Speech
01.27.09 - Pay the Mortgage
01.26.09 - GAAAAAAAA!
01.23.09 - Loophole in the Door
01.22.09 - Box full of junk
01.21.09 - Fire the Idiot
01.20.09 - Venture Caitalist
01.19.09 - Dilbertfiles.com
01.16.09 - Unsolicited Advice
01.15.09 - Miserable Mistake
01.14.09 - Being Worthless
01.13.09 - Acting Coach
01.12.09 - Downsize
2008
12.19.08 - Scapegoat
12.18.08 - Troll In Charge
12.17.08 - Troll
12.16.08 - Less Valuable
12.15.08 - Legacy Systems
12.12.08 - Change our Focus
12.11.08 - Financial Troubles
12.10.08 - Surveying Old School
12.09.08 - Why Do You Ask...
12.08.08 - Snoop Your Files
12.05.08 - Canary
12.04.08 - Great Idea
12.03.08 - Employee Appreciation Lunch
12.02.08 - Stealing Chairs
12.01.08 - Overseas Investor
11.25.08 - Time Management
11.24.08 - Dead Pig
11.21.08 - Addicted to the Internet
11.20.08 - Internet is Calling to Me
11.19.08 - Soul-Crushing Boredom
11.18.08 - Full Attention
11.17.08 - Dress Code
11.14.08 - Overpaid
11.13.08 - Rampage
11.12.08 - Killer Robots
11.11.08 - Business Plan
11.10.08 - Spam Filter
11.07.08 - Creepy Shirt
11.06.08 - Bury the Janitor
11.05.08 - Where Hope Goes to Die
11.04.08 - Project's Failure
11.03.08 - Resume is Lame
10.31.08 - Unreliable
10.30.08 - Hundred Miles
10.29.08 - Loser
10.28.08 - Plan
10.27.08 - Not Sexy
10.24.08 - Revulsion and Dread
10.23.08 - Competence
10.22.08 - Futility
10.21.08 - Logo
10.20.08 - Can your Phone do This?
10.17.08 - Hellhole
10.16.08 - Rumors
10.15.08 - Helicopter
10.14.08 - Deeply Flawed
10.13.08 - Selfish
10.10.08 - Ham Sandwich
10.09.08 - Cha-Ching
10.08.08 - Cannibals
10.07.08 - Brains and Spirits
10.06.08 - Eight Dollars?
10.03.08 - Bald and Chinless
10.02.08 - Bovine Overlord
10.01.08 - Cow Supervisor
09.30.08 - Hoof
09.29.08 - Hatless Spawn
09.26.08 - Product Packaging
09.25.08 - Turn off your Computer
09.24.08 - Director of Green
09.23.08 - Catch-All
09.22.08 - Escalate your complaint
09.19.08 - Eat Quieter
09.18.08 - Head Would Expolode
09.17.08 - Useful Information
09.16.08 - Elbonian Inflation
09.15.08 - Inflation Rate
09.12.08 - Work Around the Clock
09.11.08 - Forbidden Powers
09.10.08 - Boat is Sinking
09.09.08 - New ERP System
09.08.08 - Money for a Cake
09.05.08 - Garlic and a Shop-Vac
09.04.08 - Popular Employee
09.03.08 - Best Practices
09.02.08 - Job Reference
09.01.08 - Job Interview
08.28.08 - Hoof Fossil
08.28.08 - Gibberish
08.27.08 - Ergonomics
08.26.08 - Leaning?
08.25.08 - Mittens
08.22.08 - One Powerpoint Slide
08.21.08 - Hobo War
08.20.08 - Fight for It
08.19.08 - Photogenic Hobo
08.18.08 - Shorts
08.15.08 - Good Judge of People
08.14.08 - High Altitude View
08.13.08 - Dung Beetle
08.12.08 - Online Job Posting
08.11.08 - Not Arrogant Enough
08.08.08 - Cooked the Books
08.07.08 - Financial Bakery
08.06.08 - Evil Director
08.05.08 - Employee Wellness
08.04.08 - Health Problems
08.01.08 - My Fee is 100%
07.31.08 - Plantiff Dude
07.30.08 - Die, Die, Die!
07.29.08 - Jury Selection
07.28.08 - Painful Things
07.25.08 - Support Group
07.24.08 - Sympathy
07.23.08 - Back Rub
07.22.08 - Club You
07.21.08 - Narrow the Gap
07.18.08 - Miserable and Helpless
07.17.08 - Groomed for Upper Management
07.16.08 - Bidding War
07.15.08 - Morality
07.14.08 - Natural Leader
07.11.08 - Inflation
07.10.08 - Need a Smoke
07.09.08 - Dead Squirrel
07.08.08 - Time Management
07.07.08 - Code Changes
07.04.08 - First Instinct
07.03.08 - Alternate Univers
07.02.08 - Oprah
07.01.08 - Anti-Dilbert
06.30.08 - Particle Accelerator
06.27.08 - No Respect
06.26.08 - Counterproductive Policies
06.25.08 - Professional and Productive
06.24.08 - Format some reports
06.23.08 - Vacation
06.20.08 - Surveillance Cameras
06.19.08 - Rumor Control Service
06.18.08 - Squash a Rumor
06.17.08 - Trick Question
06.16.08 - Gossipsize
06.13.08 - No Snortling
06.12.08 - Stinking Weasel
06.11.08 - Circling the Drain
06.10.08 - Write Off 47 Billion
06.09.08 - Please Kill Me!
06.06.08 - Complicated Side
06.05.08 - Colossal Waste of Time
06.04.08 - Less Useless
06.03.08 - Cure Uselessness
06.02.08 - Seven Dead People
05.30.08 - Management Potential
05.29.08 - Unqualified Loser
05.28.08 - Smuggle
05.27.08 - Tiny Fort
05.26.08 - Working Computer
05.23.08 - Free Tech Support
05.22.08 - Water Filter
05.21.08 - It's Sexy?
05.20.08 - Any Kissing
05.19.08 - Plop it on the Top
05.16.08 - Vendor List
05.15.08 - 33.3%
05.14.08 - Personal Half-Day
05.13.08 - Unimportant
05.12.08 - Copy Boy
05.09.08 - Cold, Wet Slide to Oblivon
05.08.08 - Useful Numbers
05.07.08 - Wrong Data
05.06.08 - Fabric Covered Box
05.05.08 - Musky Scent of Failure
05.02.08 - Fresh water into fuel!
05.01.08 - Blather About Quality
04.30.08 - Poison Pill
04.29.08 - Improbable Solution
04.28.08 - Perfect Situation
04.25.08 - Foop!
04.24.08 - New Corporate Overlords
04.23.08 - Ungifted World
04.22.08 - Telekinesis
04.21.08 - Stink Eye
04.18.08 - Emotional Investment
04.17.08 - Two Monitors
04.16.08 - Obstacles
04.15.08 - Huddle
04.14.08 - Speaker Phone
04.11.08 - Freedom
04.10.08 - Changes
04.09.08 - Troglodytes
04.08.08 - Managing Expectations
04.07.08 - Clarify
04.04.08 - Illegal Access
04.03.08 - Waterboarded
04.02.08 - Punched my Boss
04.01.08 - Aggressive Coffee Maker
03.31.08 - Coffee Maker
03.28.08 - Illusion of Value
03.27.08 - Carving a Canoe
03.26.08 - Late as Always
03.25.08 - Copier Repairman
03.24.08 - Flatten My Hair
03.21.08 - Dried-Up Head
03.20.08 - Tickled Clam
03.19.08 - Defects
03.18.08 - Meat with Clothes
03.17.08 - Soul-Crushing Negativity
03.14.08 - Jesus Downsized
03.13.08 - Ratted you Out
03.12.08 - Pilot Light
03.11.08 - Saver of Databases
03.10.08 - Hay-Soos
03.07.08 - Bad Advice
03.06.08 - Payroll Report
03.05.08 - Piano
03.04.08 - Software Simian
03.03.08 - Trust and Respect
02.29.08 - Job Opening
02.28.08 - Effigies
02.27.08 - Wall of Approval
02.26.08 - Pro Bono
02.25.08 - Slapped with a Suit
02.22.08 - Purge the Cache
02.21.08 - Drunken Lemurs
02.20.08 - Comic
02.19.08 - Leaner
02.18.08 - Armpits
02.15.08 - Trouble Tickets
02.14.08 - Blind Monkeys
02.13.08 - Virtualization
02.12.08 - Servers
02.11.08 - Top Secret
02.08.08 - Five-Year Plan
02.07.08 - Question
02.06.08 - Freelancer
02.05.08 - Boss
02.04.08 - Reject
02.01.08 - Change the subject
01.31.08 - Financial Troglodyte
01.30.08 - And Bacon
01.29.08 - Time management
01.28.08 - Dither
01.25.08 - Does that look normal to you?
01.24.08 - The new software is a disaster
01.23.08 - Erased the BIOS
01.22.08 - Not very important
01.21.08 - It hurts plenty
01.18.08 - Why CEO's deserve a bonus
01.17.08 - Don't talk directly to me
01.16.08 - Interns don't speak
01.15.08 - Nutrients
01.14.08 - Lucky!
01.11.08 - The real world
01.10.08 - Leadership by words
01.09.08 - Overthinking
01.08.08 - Chilling effects
01.07.08 - Employee mole
2007
12.18.07 - Beating a dead horse 2
12.17.07 - Beating a dead horse
12.14.07 - Theoretically impossible to work
12.13.07 - Information services
12.12.07 - More coffee
12.11.07 - I once waited four hours for the cable guy
12.10.07 - Asok rocks
12.07.07 - Where is the jar?
12.06.07 - What's this button do?
12.05.07 - Why waste a good monkey
12.04.07 - Doom is inevitable
12.03.07 - Our next project
11.30.07 - Crazy or liar
11.29.07 - What's wrong with your face?
11.28.07 - Accuracy and Clarity are optional
11.27.07 - Technical Writing
11.26.07 - Agile Programing
11.23.07 - Didn't think it through
11.22.07 - Family friendly
11.21.07 - A backup server is overkill
11.20.07 - Can I order some pens?
11.19.07 - Premium pricing options
11.16.07 - Security is more important then usability
11.15.07 - We use flash and javascript
11.14.07 - Developing a good attitude about your job
11.13.07 - I don't understand anything you do.
11.12.07 - Progress
11.09.07 - Status Report Status Report
11.08.07 - Quitter
11.07.07 - Let's get started
11.06.07 - You should check with Ted
11.05.07 - Not everything you need
11.02.07 - The customer is not always right
11.01.07 - I recommend shopping
10.31.07 - Rent-A-Weasel
10.30.07 - Hunger
10.29.07 - Slow learner syndrome
10.26.07 - Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent.
10.25.07 - Sick day schedule
10.24.07 - Internet sddict
10.23.07 - The iFix
10.22.07 - Corporate security
10.19.07 - Improving my morale
10.18.07 - Hopeless
10.17.07 - According to researchers
10.16.07 - Who got a second monitor?
10.15.07 - The difference between false rumors and actual facts
10.12.07 - I promise to monitor your situation
10.11.07 - Loyalty is better then competence
10.10.07 - The new guy.
10.09.07 - I am pretty sure that was you.
10.08.07 - Something New
10.05.07 - The Vacationless
10.04.07 - Vacation Time
10.03.07 - The Sadist vs Wally
10.02.07 - Downsizing consultant
10.01.07 - Continuous changes and unclear communication
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