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07.01.09 - Despondency

07.01.09 - Beta Testing

06.30.09 - Random Questions

06.29.09 - Sales are Tanking

06.26.09 - Renter

06.25.09 - Incorporated in Heaven

06.24.09 - Tax Audit

06.23.09 - Tax Attorney

06.22.09 - High Priority Bugs

06.19.09 - Crazy Eyes

06.18.09 - Not In Person!

06.17.09 - Conflict of Interest

06.16.09 - Pirate Side Job

06.15.09 - Somalian Pirate

06.12.09 - Base Pay

06.11.09 - Failure is Acheived

06.10.09 - Constructive Feedback

06.09.09 - Circle of Excellence

06.08.09 - Collecting Money

06.05.09 - Learn from the Master

06.04.09 - Scaring Customers

06.03.09 - New VP of Sales

06.02.09 - One-on-One Meetings

06.01.09 - Charge Code

05.29.09 - Phase One

05.28.09 - How Many Engineers

05.27.09 - Long Walk

05.26.09 - Agenda Items

05.25.09 - Finish Project

05.22.09 - Spreadsheets don't lie

05.21.09 - So Boring

05.20.09 - Punch you so hard

05.19.09 - Management Expert

05.18.09 - MBA

05.15.09 - Corportate Crime

05.14.09 - Company Secrets

05.13.09 - Crime is a bad thing

05.12.09 - Dabble in Crime

05.11.09 - Corrupt

05.08.09 - 12 pound baby

05.07.09 - Painting Own House

05.06.09 - Stocks down 70%

05.05.09 - Boss' Birthday

05.04.09 - Rented Trailer

05.01.09 - If we had money

04.30.09 - Crunched the Numbers

04.29.09 - Cut Pay

04.28.09 - Company Electricity

04.27.09 - Imagining Life

04.24.09 - Smart Phone

04.23.09 - Drawings

04.22.09 - How about Now

04.21.09 - Elbonia

04.20.09 - Job Tension

04.17.09 - Recover or not

04.16.09 - Economy will Collapse

04.15.09 - Huge and Scary

04.14.09 - Recalibrating Hopes

04.13.09 - Scared Shirtless

04.10.09 - Actual Job

04.09.09 - Unfunded

04.08.09 - CoWorkers are Edible

04.07.09 - Whiny Jerk

04.06.09 - Survivor Guilt

04.03.09 - Menial Assignments

04.02.09 - Talker

04.01.09 - Temp

03.31.09 - HA HA

03.30.09 - False Hope

03.27.09 - DotCom Era

03.26.09 - Risky Mortgages and Ponzi

03.25.09 - Bank for a dollar

03.24.09 - Flying Coach

03.23.09 - Dogbert the CEO

03.20.09 - Suggestion

03.19.09 - Human Contact

03.18.09 - Incompetence

03.17.09 - Too Risky

03.16.09 - Risk Management

03.13.09 - Black Market I.T.

03.12.09 - Call me Yesterday

03.11.09 - Whiteboard

03.10.09 - Phone

03.09.09 - Powerpoint Slides

03.06.09 - Blind Squirrel

03.05.09 - Replica

03.04.09 - Inoculate the CEO

03.03.09 - Red, Yellow or Green

03.02.09 - Being Good

02.27.09 - Week Off

02.26.09 - 25 billion bonus

02.25.09 - Corporate Jet

02.24.09 - Crippling Debt

02.23.09 - Donuts

02.20.09 - Pay Cut

02.19.09 - Hambone

02.18.09 - Slaughterhouse

02.17.09 - Airline Travel

02.16.09 - Trip

02.13.09 - Droids

02.12.09 - Dead Cat

02.11.09 - Rob Someone

02.10.09 - Truck on Fire

02.09.09 - Archery Range

02.06.09 - Collections Department

02.05.09 - Dilbert in Sales

02.04.09 - No Openings

02.03.09 - Company Secrets

02.02.09 - Take a bullet for me

01.29.09 - Desperation

01.28.09 - Tough Love Speech

01.27.09 - Pay the Mortgage

01.26.09 - GAAAAAAAA!

01.23.09 - Loophole in the Door

01.22.09 - Box full of junk

01.21.09 - Fire the Idiot

01.20.09 - Venture Caitalist

01.19.09 - Dilbertfiles.com

01.16.09 - Unsolicited Advice

01.15.09 - Miserable Mistake

01.14.09 - Being Worthless

01.13.09 - Acting Coach

01.12.09 - Downsize

2008

12.19.08 - Scapegoat

12.18.08 - Troll In Charge

12.17.08 - Troll

12.16.08 - Less Valuable

12.15.08 - Legacy Systems

12.12.08 - Change our Focus

12.11.08 - Financial Troubles

12.10.08 - Surveying Old School

12.09.08 - Why Do You Ask...

12.08.08 - Snoop Your Files

12.05.08 - Canary

12.04.08 - Great Idea

12.03.08 - Employee Appreciation Lunch

12.02.08 - Stealing Chairs

12.01.08 - Overseas Investor

11.25.08 - Time Management

11.24.08 - Dead Pig

11.21.08 - Addicted to the Internet

11.20.08 - Internet is Calling to Me

11.19.08 - Soul-Crushing Boredom

11.18.08 - Full Attention

11.17.08 - Dress Code

11.14.08 - Overpaid

11.13.08 - Rampage

11.12.08 - Killer Robots

11.11.08 - Business Plan

11.10.08 - Spam Filter

11.07.08 - Creepy Shirt

11.06.08 - Bury the Janitor

11.05.08 - Where Hope Goes to Die

11.04.08 - Project's Failure

11.03.08 - Resume is Lame

10.31.08 - Unreliable

10.30.08 - Hundred Miles

10.29.08 - Loser

10.28.08 - Plan

10.27.08 - Not Sexy

10.24.08 - Revulsion and Dread

10.23.08 - Competence

10.22.08 - Futility

10.21.08 - Logo

10.20.08 - Can your Phone do This?

10.17.08 - Hellhole

10.16.08 - Rumors

10.15.08 - Helicopter

10.14.08 - Deeply Flawed

10.13.08 - Selfish

10.10.08 - Ham Sandwich

10.09.08 - Cha-Ching

10.08.08 - Cannibals

10.07.08 - Brains and Spirits

10.06.08 - Eight Dollars?

10.03.08 - Bald and Chinless

10.02.08 - Bovine Overlord

10.01.08 - Cow Supervisor

09.30.08 - Hoof

09.29.08 - Hatless Spawn

09.26.08 - Product Packaging

09.25.08 - Turn off your Computer

09.24.08 - Director of Green

09.23.08 - Catch-All

09.22.08 - Escalate your complaint

09.19.08 - Eat Quieter

09.18.08 - Head Would Expolode

09.17.08 - Useful Information

09.16.08 - Elbonian Inflation

09.15.08 - Inflation Rate

09.12.08 - Work Around the Clock

09.11.08 - Forbidden Powers

09.10.08 - Boat is Sinking

09.09.08 - New ERP System

09.08.08 - Money for a Cake

09.05.08 - Garlic and a Shop-Vac

09.04.08 - Popular Employee

09.03.08 - Best Practices

09.02.08 - Job Reference

09.01.08 - Job Interview

08.28.08 - Hoof Fossil

08.28.08 - Gibberish

08.27.08 - Ergonomics

08.26.08 - Leaning?

08.25.08 - Mittens

08.22.08 - One Powerpoint Slide

08.21.08 - Hobo War

08.20.08 - Fight for It

08.19.08 - Photogenic Hobo

08.18.08 - Shorts

08.15.08 - Good Judge of People

08.14.08 - High Altitude View

08.13.08 - Dung Beetle

08.12.08 - Online Job Posting

08.11.08 - Not Arrogant Enough

08.08.08 - Cooked the Books

08.07.08 - Financial Bakery

08.06.08 - Evil Director

08.05.08 - Employee Wellness

08.04.08 - Health Problems

08.01.08 - My Fee is 100%

07.31.08 - Plantiff Dude

07.30.08 - Die, Die, Die!

07.29.08 - Jury Selection

07.28.08 - Painful Things

07.25.08 - Support Group

07.24.08 - Sympathy

07.23.08 - Back Rub

07.22.08 - Club You

07.21.08 - Narrow the Gap

07.18.08 - Miserable and Helpless

07.17.08 - Groomed for Upper Management

07.16.08 - Bidding War

07.15.08 - Morality

07.14.08 - Natural Leader

07.11.08 - Inflation

07.10.08 - Need a Smoke

07.09.08 - Dead Squirrel

07.08.08 - Time Management

07.07.08 - Code Changes

07.04.08 - First Instinct

07.03.08 - Alternate Univers

07.02.08 - Oprah

07.01.08 - Anti-Dilbert

06.30.08 - Particle Accelerator

06.27.08 - No Respect

06.26.08 - Counterproductive Policies

06.25.08 - Professional and Productive

06.24.08 - Format some reports

06.23.08 - Vacation

06.20.08 - Surveillance Cameras

06.19.08 - Rumor Control Service

06.18.08 - Squash a Rumor

06.17.08 - Trick Question

06.16.08 - Gossipsize

06.13.08 - No Snortling

06.12.08 - Stinking Weasel

06.11.08 - Circling the Drain

06.10.08 - Write Off 47 Billion

06.09.08 - Please Kill Me!

06.06.08 - Complicated Side

06.05.08 - Colossal Waste of Time

06.04.08 - Less Useless

06.03.08 - Cure Uselessness

06.02.08 - Seven Dead People

05.30.08 - Management Potential

05.29.08 - Unqualified Loser

05.28.08 - Smuggle

05.27.08 - Tiny Fort

05.26.08 - Working Computer

05.23.08 - Free Tech Support

05.22.08 - Water Filter

05.21.08 - It's Sexy?

05.20.08 - Any Kissing

05.19.08 - Plop it on the Top

05.16.08 - Vendor List

05.15.08 - 33.3%

05.14.08 - Personal Half-Day

05.13.08 - Unimportant

05.12.08 - Copy Boy

05.09.08 - Cold, Wet Slide to Oblivon

05.08.08 - Useful Numbers

05.07.08 - Wrong Data

05.06.08 - Fabric Covered Box

05.05.08 - Musky Scent of Failure

05.02.08 - Fresh water into fuel!

05.01.08 - Blather About Quality

04.30.08 - Poison Pill

04.29.08 - Improbable Solution

04.28.08 - Perfect Situation

04.25.08 - Foop!

04.24.08 - New Corporate Overlords

04.23.08 - Ungifted World

04.22.08 - Telekinesis

04.21.08 - Stink Eye

04.18.08 - Emotional Investment

04.17.08 - Two Monitors

04.16.08 - Obstacles

04.15.08 - Huddle

04.14.08 - Speaker Phone

04.11.08 - Freedom

04.10.08 - Changes

04.09.08 - Troglodytes

04.08.08 - Managing Expectations

04.07.08 - Clarify

04.04.08 - Illegal Access

04.03.08 - Waterboarded

04.02.08 - Punched my Boss

04.01.08 - Aggressive Coffee Maker

03.31.08 - Coffee Maker

03.28.08 - Illusion of Value

03.27.08 - Carving a Canoe

03.26.08 - Late as Always

03.25.08 - Copier Repairman

03.24.08 - Flatten My Hair

03.21.08 - Dried-Up Head

03.20.08 - Tickled Clam

03.19.08 - Defects

03.18.08 - Meat with Clothes

03.17.08 - Soul-Crushing Negativity

03.14.08 - Jesus Downsized

03.13.08 - Ratted you Out

03.12.08 - Pilot Light

03.11.08 - Saver of Databases

03.10.08 - Hay-Soos

03.07.08 - Bad Advice

03.06.08 - Payroll Report

03.05.08 - Piano

03.04.08 - Software Simian

03.03.08 - Trust and Respect

02.29.08 - Job Opening

02.28.08 - Effigies

02.27.08 - Wall of Approval

02.26.08 - Pro Bono

02.25.08 - Slapped with a Suit

02.22.08 - Purge the Cache

02.21.08 - Drunken Lemurs

02.20.08 - Comic

02.19.08 - Leaner

02.18.08 - Armpits

02.15.08 - Trouble Tickets

02.14.08 - Blind Monkeys

02.13.08 - Virtualization

02.12.08 - Servers

02.11.08 - Top Secret

02.08.08 - Five-Year Plan

02.07.08 - Question

02.06.08 - Freelancer

02.05.08 - Boss

02.04.08 - Reject

02.01.08 - Change the subject

01.31.08 - Financial Troglodyte

01.30.08 - And Bacon

01.29.08 - Time management

01.28.08 - Dither

01.25.08 - Does that look normal to you?

01.24.08 - The new software is a disaster

01.23.08 - Erased the BIOS

01.22.08 - Not very important

01.21.08 - It hurts plenty

01.18.08 - Why CEO's deserve a bonus

01.17.08 - Don't talk directly to me

01.16.08 - Interns don't speak

01.15.08 - Nutrients

01.14.08 - Lucky!

01.11.08 - The real world

01.10.08 - Leadership by words

01.09.08 - Overthinking

01.08.08 - Chilling effects

01.07.08 - Employee mole

2007

12.18.07 - Beating a dead horse 2

12.17.07 - Beating a dead horse

12.14.07 - Theoretically impossible to work

12.13.07 - Information services

12.12.07 - More coffee

12.11.07 - I once waited four hours for the cable guy

12.10.07 - Asok rocks

12.07.07 - Where is the jar?

12.06.07 - What's this button do?

12.05.07 - Why waste a good monkey

12.04.07 - Doom is inevitable

12.03.07 - Our next project

11.30.07 - Crazy or liar

11.29.07 - What's wrong with your face?

11.28.07 - Accuracy and Clarity are optional

11.27.07 - Technical Writing

11.26.07 - Agile Programing

11.23.07 - Didn't think it through

11.22.07 - Family friendly

11.21.07 - A backup server is overkill

11.20.07 - Can I order some pens?

11.19.07 - Premium pricing options

11.16.07 - Security is more important then usability

11.15.07 - We use flash and javascript

11.14.07 - Developing a good attitude about your job

11.13.07 - I don't understand anything you do.

11.12.07 - Progress

11.09.07 - Status Report Status Report

11.08.07 - Quitter

11.07.07 - Let's get started

11.06.07 - You should check with Ted

11.05.07 - Not everything you need

11.02.07 - The customer is not always right

11.01.07 - I recommend shopping

10.31.07 - Rent-A-Weasel

10.30.07 - Hunger

10.29.07 - Slow learner syndrome

10.26.07 - Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent.

10.25.07 - Sick day schedule

10.24.07 - Internet sddict

10.23.07 - The iFix

10.22.07 - Corporate security

10.19.07 - Improving my morale

10.18.07 - Hopeless

10.17.07 - According to researchers

10.16.07 - Who got a second monitor?

10.15.07 - The difference between false rumors and actual facts

10.12.07 - I promise to monitor your situation

10.11.07 - Loyalty is better then competence

10.10.07 - The new guy.

10.09.07 - I am pretty sure that was you.

10.08.07 - Something New

10.05.07 - The Vacationless

10.04.07 - Vacation Time

10.03.07 - The Sadist vs Wally

10.02.07 - Downsizing consultant

10.01.07 - Continuous changes and unclear communication

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