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Dilbert Watch: Sponsored by Komori



Start your day with the most popular business related comic strip around - Dilbert. Created by Scott Adams, Dilbert is about the trials and tribulations of life in the corporate world. This cartoon is meant to bring a chuckle to our members each day with office humor you can share with your friends and coworkers.

More Dilbert from 2004

12.20.04 - Online Resume Key Words

12.17.04 - Dilbert's Cousin Lauren

12.16.04 - Dogbert's Stock Analysis

12.15.04 - Some Conflicts of Interest

12.14.04 - Didn't Like The Way He Looked At Me

12.13.04 - Stock Analyst Mishap

12.10.04 - Reading Up on Crushed Ice Chomping

12.09.04 - Video Compression Snoozefest

12.08.04 - Boss Blinds Dilber AGAIN!

12.07.04 - Dilbert's Temporary Blindness

12.06.04 - Blinded By The Obvious

12.03.04 - Becoming Irreplaceable

12.02.04 - Troll Accessories on Aisle Six

12.01.04 - Walgetco Practically Owns Us

11.30.04 - Say Yes To Walgetco

11.29.04 - Call Me Shallow

11.23.04 - "You Can Take My Soul, But..."

11.22.04 - Asok The Good Listener

11.19.04 - Boss Plays Within His Game

11.18.04 - Dilbert Not Listening

11.17.04 - The Vendor Who Couldn't Say No

11.16.04 - Management Overhead Expenses

11.15.04 - I Should Have Done This After Lunch

11.12.04 - Free Will Is An Illusion

11.11.04 - Dilbert Sells Shard-Filled Doughnuts

11.10.04 - Customers Death Rates

11.09.04 - Warning Labels

11.08.04 - Dogbert: Your Customers Deserve To Die

11.05.04 - Dilbert's Unhelpful Shrink

11.04.04 - I'll Be All Over That

11.03.04 - Bottleneck Bill

11.02.04 - Nanotech and High Fives

11.01.04 - Sexy New Nanotech Project

10.29.04 - Boss Says No Vacations

10.28.04 - Boss Doesn't Understand

10.27.04 - I Wasn't Planning On Listening

10.26.04 - The Boss' Threeish Kids

10.25.04 - The Accounting Monster

10.22.04 - Meeting Gibberish

10.21.04 - Recognizing When You Are Boring

10.20.04 - School For The Socially Oblivious

10.19.04 - All of my problems are caused by others

10.18.04 - The Nose Fairy

10.15.04 - The New VP of Ethics

10.14.04 - The Highly Productive But Useless Guy

10.13.04 - The Boss and P/U Ratios

10.12.04 - Good News About Employee Turnover

10.11.04 - Conference Call Pottie Breaks

10.08.04 - Dilbert's Moron Theory

10.07.04 - Buck Passer Strikes Again!

10.06.04 - Alice Confronts The Buck Passer

10.05.04 - Boss Hires a Buck Passer

10.04.04 - Dilbert Clarifies His Assignment

10.01.04 - We Had To Be "Incentivized"

09.30.04 - On My List After Tonsils

09.29.04 - Removing Unnecessary Body Parts

09.28.04 - The Boss AFTER Liposuction

09.27.04 - Boss Thinks About Liposuction

09.24.04 - Boss' Merger Plan

09.23.04 - Dogbert Handles Conundrums

09.22.04 - Questionable Ethics Advice

09.21.04 - Stealing Our Lunch Hour

09.20.04 - The Ethics Hotline

09.17.04 - Executive Assistant Blues

09.16.04 - Boss Hires Big Brain Guy

09.15.04 - Project Shenanigans

09.14.04 - Sexism and Copies

09.13.04 - Fake Phone Messages

09.10.04 - Gray Area Social Situation

09.09.04 - Updating The Dress Code

09.08.04 - Bribertek Waiting Period

09.07.04 - Server Upgrades by Bribertek

09.03.04 - Faxing Alice's Voice Line

09.02.04 - The CEO of Krap2Idiots

09.01.04 - The Unethical Scientist

08.31.04 - The False Hope Business

08.30.04 - Moving To An Open Plan

08.27.04 - Cheaper Meaning More Fun

08.26.04 - What Efficiency Looks Like

08.25.04 - Alien Coffee Stirrers

08.24.04 - Rock Arguments

08.23.04 - You Totally Ruined This Meeting

08.20.04 - Great Design Trumps Flaws

08.19.04 - Behold Nature's Perfect Shape!

08.18.04 - Who Ate All The Crayons?

08.17.04 - The Product Designer

08.16.04 - I Can't, I'm Too Dumb

08.13.04 - Glass Ceiling Blame Game

08.12.04 - Swollen Appendix

08.11.04 - Sowing The Seeds of Discontent

08.10.04 - Results of the Bad Connection

08.09.04 - We Have A Bad Connection

08.06.04 - Hey, Mullet-Head

08.05.04 - Wally Loses It

08.04.04 - Look Through This Solid Block of Wood

08.03.04 - Optometrist for Near-Sighted Visionaries

08.02.04 - Dilbert Questions The Leadership

07.30.04 - The "Wind-Chill Factor Excuse"

07.29.04 - The Under Budget Bonus

07.28.04 - The Founder Magnet

07.27.04 - Dilbert's Lunch From Hell

07.26.04 - Boss: How Many Quarters in a Year?

07.23.04 - Feral Emloyee Gets Tamed

07.22.04 - Feral Employee Learning the Ropes

07.21.04 - Boss Hires a Feral Employee

07.20.04 - Catbert: Hire Feral Employees

07.19.04 - Catbert Hacks a Hairball

07.16.04 - Dilbert "Wins" The Negotiation

07.15.04 - Dilbert Ruins The Negotiation

07.14.04 - Dilbert's Poor Negotiating

07.13.04 - You're not allowed to lie, but

07.12.04 - No Written Objectives

07.09.04 - Dilbert Shaves The Beard

07.08.04 - I Should Be Writing This Down

07.07.04 - Dilbert The Bearded Guy

07.06.04 - Time Stops For Dilbert

07.02.04 - The Man Would NOT Take a Hint

07.01.04 - Stalking Of The New Hire

06.30.04 - Your Life Is A Rolling Disaster

06.29.04 - Time To Stalk The New Hire

06.28.04 - My Life is a Rolling Disaster

06.25.04 - Hour Late Interviewee is Overworked

06.24.04 - More Interview Fun

06.23.04 - The Interviewee's Poor Judgement

06.22.04 - Wally Has A Misunderstanding

06.21.04 - Alice's Fist of Death

06.18.04 - If You Don't Like It, Try Communism

06.17.04 - Dogbert: "Bah!"

06.16.04 - What EBITDA Means

06.15.04 - Preferred Vendor System

06.14.04 - Small Business Blunder

06.11.04 - Asok and the Prima Donna

06.10.04 - I Demand an Assistant to Document My Miracles

06.09.04 - Pantless Prima Donna

06.08.04 - I am the alpha and the omega!

06.07.04 - The boss hires a new prima donna

06.04.04 - Boss: I requested smiting

06.03.04 - Asok Drops Dilbert In

06.02.04 - A Bad Case Of Ergophobia

06.01.04 - Evil HR Director Returns!

05.28.04 - Product Development Budgets

05.27.04 - Taking My Mind To A Happy Place

05.26.04 - His Name is Kudos

05.25.04 - I Can See From Your Zombie Stare

05.24.04 - Visiting A Customer

05.21.04 - I can't hear you over the sound of my real work

05.20.04 - The Anti-Stupidious Gun

05.19.04 - Changing the Company's DNA

05.18.04 - SSES: The Whole Thing Fell Apart

05.17.04 - Secret Society of Executive Secretaries

05.14.04 - The New Safety Manual

05.13.04 - Deadly Binders, Inc

05.12.04 - The Non-Credible Guy's Expenses

05.11.04 - The Non-Credible Guy

05.10.04 - So I was dancing with Madonna

05.07.04 - Elbonian Bait and Switch

05.06.04 - Elbonia Call Center

05.05.04 - Did You Stretch First?

05.04.04 - The "Future Development" Column

05.03.04 - Try Using Your Tongue During Meetings

04.30.04 - I Steal That Idea to Infinity

04.29.04 - Addicted to Spam

04.28.04 - Catbert: Evil HR Director

04.27.04 - Give us more money

04.26.04 - Look at this smile! Look!

04.23.04 - Dogbert's Pressure Tactics

04.22.04 - Next to a Banshee Farm

04.21.04 - Initial Every Page

04.20.04 - Dogbert Looks on the Bright Side

04.19.04 - Real Estate Dogbert

04.16.04 - Speaking of which, Hoo-Boy!

04.15.04 - Making your mother proud

04.14.04 - Publicizing the Tainted Research

04.13.04 - The Dogbert Research Company

04.12.04 - Specializing in Tainted Research

04.09.04 - Managing Randomly with Success

04.08.04 - CFO Collateral

04.07.04 - Work Avoidance Arsenal

04.06.04 - Dogbert Air

04.05.04 - Only the finest motivational posters

04.02.04 - Traylor infects the boss

04.01.04 - He Sleeps in a Hot Dog Bun

03.31.04 - Dinosaur plastic surgery

03.30.04 - The Doctor Dogbert Show

03.29.04 - Thanking Dr. Dogbert

03.26.04 - Wally's Seat Filler

03.25.04 - Career Day with the Boss...

03.24.04 - Motivation by Fear...

03.23.04 - Boss Speaks at Career Day...

03.22.04 - Records Retention Policy...

03.19.04 - Marketing without Engineering...

03.18.04 - Automated Sadistic Phone System...

03.17.04 - Inside The Bowels of the Bureaucracy...

03.16.04 - The Bowels of the Bureaucracy...

03.15.04 - Force the customer to reorder...

03.12.04 - 360 Degree Review...

03.11.04 - Marketing to criminals...

03.10.04 - Cross-cubicle banana tossing...

03.09.04 - Career advice from the garbage man...

03.08.04 - Unprecedented Levels of Unverifiable Productivity...

03.05.04 - She's sadistic, but she's fair...

03.04.04 - Zenox, the new manager...

03.03.04 - And the second thing?...

03.02.04 - The Aspect Manager of Morale - Yippeee!...

03.01.04 - Becoming an "Aspect Manager"...

02.27.04 - I Think My Employees Are Trying To Kill Me...

02.26.04 - Whatever happened to 'Good Morning'...

02.25.04 - Suffocating The Boss...

02.24.04 - Training Risk Takers...

02.23.04 - Dogbert: Tired and Unfocused...

02.20.04 - Sycophant School...

02.19.04 - Head Nodding for Beginners...

02.18.04 - My New Home Theater Is Amazing ...

02.17.04 - The Disruptive Innovations Group...

02.16.04 - Dogbert: Disruptive Innovations ...

02.13.04 - No Moron Misquotes...

02.12.04 - "Morons On Parade"...

02.11.04 - Electroshock Sales Pants...

02.10.04 - The Wireless Hassock Buddy...

02.09.04 - Avery Wong Would Want One...

02.06.04 - Dogbert Consults on Incompetence...

02.05.04 - Never listen to your customers...

02.04.04 - Since When is Marketing a Crime?...

02.03.04 - Doing Something Managerish...

02.02.04 - Dilbert's Boring Project ...

01.30.04 - Dogbert Does PR...

01.29.04 - Whistleblower emails the CEO...

01.28.04 - Failure to blow the whistle...

01.27.04 - A deadly flaw in our product...

01.26.04 - Dogbert: The Illusion of Progress...

01.23.04 - Fire the sales team to reduce costs...

01.22.04 - Dilbert's credibility continues to slide...

01.21.04 - The boss says make the changes...

01.20.04 - Don't call Jack on a plane!...

01.19.04 - Who's presenting to whom?...

01.16.04 - Get lots of work done on a six hour flight...

01.15.04 - Overhead Storage Anxiety...

01.14.04 - Airport Security fun...

01.13.04 - Smuggle a weapon on the plane

01.12.04 - Business Travel Approval...

01.09.04 - The smokers in the building...

01.08.04 - "Involuntary Separation from Payroll"...

01.07.04 - Time to power shop...

01.06.04 - The Expense Cutters Award goes to...

01.05.04 - A new way to look busy...



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