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Dilbert Watch: Sponsored by Komori



Start your day with the most popular business related comic strip around - Dilbert. Created by Scott Adams, Dilbert is about the trials and tribulations of life in the corporate world. This cartoon is meant to bring a chuckle to our members each day with office humor you can share with your friends and coworkers.

More Dilbert from 2005

12.19.05 - Poor Performer Balls

12.16.05 - Take My Money, Take It!

12.15.05 - VJ, The Desperate VC

12.14.05 - Engineering VP Speaks

12.13.05 - Dogbert's Selfish Cell Phone Company

12.12.05 - Oh Yeah? Top This!

12.09.05 - You Stupid Lemon Eater

12.08.05 - KAH! KAH! KAH!

12.07.05 - Boss Hires A Sourpuss

12.06.05 - 30 Minutes in the Employee Rationalizer

12.05.05 - Why Are You Here?

12.02.05 - Hammerhead Bob Reads My Mind

12.01.05 - Showing Interest Isn't Working

11.30.05 - Like An Old Married Couple

11.29.05 - Two CEOs

11.28.05 - Morality and Accepted Norms

11.23.05 - A Ted Sandwich

11.22.05 - Difficult Coworkers

11.21.05 - The New Back-stabbing Control Freak

11.18.05 - Between One and Two Billion

11.17.05 - Dogbert's "Gullible World"

11.16.05 - Agile Programming

11.15.05 - I'm Letting My Eyebrows Grow Out

11.14.05 - Alice The Thief

11.11.05 - Dogbert Doubles His Fee

11.10.05 - Whoa - Tell It To My Underling

11.09.05 - "My Underling's Underling"

11.08.05 - The Boss Outsources All

11.07.05 - Dogbert's Exclusive Dance Club

11.04.05 - Petricia Goes To Hawaii

11.03.05 - Boss's Pet Interview

11.02.05 - Flashy's Radiant Heat

11.01.05 - New Team Member Flashy

10.31.05 - Questions and Answers

10.28.05 - Dilbert's Rake Stories

10.27.05 - Our CEO Reminds You That Skoking is Cool

10.26.05 - The Grim Reaping Field

10.25.05 - The Specter of Unpaid Overtime

10.24.05 - How About A Goodnight Kiss?

10.21.05 - Bob The Bodyguard

10.20.05 - Remember To Insult His Goons

10.19.05 - It Has A Phase?

10.18.05 - Flirtatious Lawyer

10.17.05 - Don't Put That In The Minutes

10.14.05 - Elbonian Piracy

10.13.05 - 4 Trillion Dollar Date

10.12.05 - Involuntary Termination Form 904-B

10.11.05 - Tina Writes The Annual Report

10.10.05 - Tina Gives It A Positive Spin

10.07.05 - That Is The Stupidest Question Ever!

10.06.05 - Dogbert Writes the FAQs

10.05.05 - Can You Remove It?

10.04.05 - Carol Cancels The Meetings

10.03.05 - Scheduling with the Boss

09.30.05 - Sit Back and Let The Loving Begin

09.29.05 - You Pay US $1000 Per Month

09.28.05 - Wally's Sandwich Eating

09.27.05 - Dilbert's Interview Tips

09.26.05 - The Bosses Gift Raises

09.23.05 - Grimace So I Know You're Working

09.22.05 - Dogbert Flushes The Lawyer

09.21.05 - Dogbert Consults on the Time Machine

09.20.05 - A Do Nothing Product

09.19.05 - One Man Target Market

09.16.05 - Dilbert's Work to Quality Axiom

09.15.05 - Wally's Cover Is Blown

09.14.05 - Project Failure Due To "That Guy"

09.13.05 - Blaming The Absent

09.12.05 - Goon Motivation

09.09.05 - Dilbert Learns About 5S

09.08.05 - Fax It or Shred It?

09.07.05 - Porpoise Reprimands

09.06.05 - I Heard That Porpoises Are Smart

09.02.05 - Company Newsletter Gig

09.01.05 - My Hairy Skull Isn't Touching You

08.31.05 - Cannibal Airline Food

08.30.05 - 17 Connecting Flights

08.29.05 - Dogbert's Discount Religion

08.26.05 - Urgent Spam

08.25.05 - Bad Time to Add New Features

08.24.05 - How's The Coding Coming?

08.23.05 - Mass From a Black Hole

08.22.05 - Dilbert in Acronym Hell

08.19.05 - Barbecued Dinosaur

08.18.05 - I So Want To Punch You Right Now

08.17.05 - That's Nothing

08.16.05 - Topper vs. The Feature Creep

08.15.05 - Fast Lawyer Blues

08.12.05 - Dogbert Goes Phishing

08.11.05 - Project Post-Mortem

08.10.05 - Java Marathong Hat

08.09.05 - Corporate Marathon Team

08.08.05 - They Didn't Like Positivity

08.05.05 - Policy Compliance

08.04.05 - Police Negotiatior

08.03.05 - Jumper Negotiation

08.02.05 - 2 Second Screensaver

08.01.05 - Dilbert's New Password

07.29.05 - Just Like Brains, But Much Cheaper

07.28.05 - Cauliflower Brains

07.27.05 - The Problem Is That You're Stupid

07.26.05 - Stupid Elbow

07.25.05 - The Rest Of You Is Monkey Hurlage

07.22.05 - I Like Those Odds

07.21.05 - Nuclear Warhead Plans

07.20.05 - Would That Work?

07.19.05 - Po-Tay-Toh, Po-Tah-To

07.18.05 - Just Something To Add Flavor

07.15.05 - The Boss Rents Bad Movies

07.14.05 - Breakfast and a Massage

07.13.05 - Boss Gets A Wake Up

07.12.05 - Asok Gets Stowed

07.11.05 - Asok Travels with The Boss

07.08.05 - Because You're The Crazy One

07.07.05 - Just Tell Me What I Did Wrong

07.06.05 - Squashing The Reasonable Man

07.05.05 - Dating Pretty Boys

07.01.05 - It's Funny Because

06.30.05 - Bu-Ya!

06.29.05 - Ratbert's Employee Desk

06.28.05 - The Capital of Japan is Mitsubishi

06.27.05 - Miss Pennington Name Change

06.24.05 - I'd Have To See The Dental Plan

06.23.05 - Dogbert's Executive Search Firm

06.22.05 - Evil, Yet Amusing

06.21.05 - The Fearless Adventurer

06.20.05 - Because You Can!

06.17.05 - Motivated Employee Scam

06.16.05 - Consult and Blabbery

06.15.05 - Feel Good Consulting

06.14.05 - I Did It All In My Head

06.13.05 - Catbert Eliminates Birthdays

06.10.05 - How Now Brown Cow?

06.09.05 - All The Good People Quit

06.08.05 - The Boss' Journal

06.07.05 - I Didn't Ask For A Life Coach!

06.06.05 - All In The Way You Ask

06.03.05 - New Coffee Sipping Noises

06.02.05 - He Doesn't Make That Face

06.01.05 - The New Fake British Guy

05.31.05 - I Thought I Hired A Genius

05.27.05 - Unhealthy Time Management

05.26.05 - Take The Zen Approach

05.25.05 - Using Job Anger

05.24.05 - Take A Pill, Crybaby

05.23.05 - New Medical Procedure

05.20.05 - Wait Until The Last Minute

05.19.05 - The Boss Blows The Budget

05.18.05 - The Accounting Department

05.17.05 - Owl Breeding

05.16.05 - Envirocrusher 4

05.13.05 - Reverse Stress Hump

05.12.05 - The New Guy Learns

05.11.05 - Lazy Friends Find Each Other

05.10.05 - Don't Name The Hump

05.09.05 - First Day Back Stress

05.06.05 - Campaign Against Employee Happiness

05.05.05 - Where's The Bad? Where's The Bad?

05.04.05 - Dogbert's Girl Advice

05.03.05 - Dilbert's Dream Come True

05.02.05 - Hola, My Name Is Lola!

04.29.05 - Understanding Technical Support

04.28.05 - Tech Support

04.27.05 - Asok's Promotion

04.26.05 - Get Paid For Doing Nothing

04.25.05 - Catbert's Employee Ratings

04.22.05 - CrashinBox Support Call

04.21.05 - Don't Get All Mathy On Me

04.20.05 - ToxiKill For Lunch

04.19.05 - What It Takes To Be A Manager

04.18.05 - Vendor Threatening

04.15.05 - Carol Gets Left Behind

04.14.05 - Rage, Same As Always

04.13.05 - "World's Greatest Interns"

04.12.05 - Fine Line Between Marketing and Hating

04.11.05 - Free Celebrity Samples

04.08.05 - Dilbert's Hand Picked Team

04.07.05 - Pre-Satisfaction Survey

04.06.05 - Hiding Under the Table

04.05.05 - Call Me "The Wizard"

04.04.05 - The Illusion of Competence

04.01.05 - Cremating The Habitual Liar

03.31.05 - The Habitual Liar

03.30.05 - Habitual Lying Pills

03.29.05 - Dr. Dilbert

03.28.05 - Internet Meds

03.25.05 - Victim of an Ugly Rumor

03.24.05 - If History Is My Guide

03.23.05 - Dogbert Copyrights Stupid Opinions

03.22.05 - I Wish I Didn't Know That

03.21.05 - I Don't Know How To Say This

03.18.05 - A Phone Call Between Two People?

03.17.05 - Asok's Conference Call

03.16.05 - Asok Gets Shafted

03.15.05 - The Fist of Death

03.14.05 - CFO Gets Attacked

03.11.05 - Relocating to High Crime Area

03.10.05 - Reverse Nietzsche

03.09.05 - Rats in the Office

03.08.05 - Shut Up And Go Work Harder

03.07.05 - Wally "Helps" Alice

03.04.05 - It's Just Something We Do

03.03.05 - Landing In Elbonia

03.02.05 - Flying to Elbonia

03.01.05 - Elbonian Culture Class

02.28.05 - Wally's Trip to Elbonia

02.25.05 - Two Can Play This Game

02.24.05 - Congratulations, You're a Sociopatch

02.23.05 - The Key To Getting Bonuses

02.22.05 - Small Company Guy

02.21.05 - Chapstick Glue

02.18.05 - Abusive Service Windows

02.17.05 - Voting Is Absurd

02.16.05 - I'm Taking A Refund

02.15.05 - Dilbert Flips the FBI Guys

02.14.05 - FBI Nabs Dilbert

02.11.05 - I'm Addicted to Email

02.10.05 - I Need A Blackberry

02.09.05 - Subject Matter Expert

02.08.05 - I Thrive on Vague Objectives

02.07.05 - I Think We're Done Here

02.04.05 - Tossing in a Bu-Wha-Ha-Ha-Ha

02.03.05 - Dogbert, the CEO Liar

02.02.05 - Asok Gets A New Chair

02.01.05 - It's Teamwork!

01.31.05 - Furry Log?

01.28.05 - Dongle Plan B

01.27.05 - Misusing The Word Dongle

01.26.05 - I'll Come Back Later

01.25.05 - So Then, No Issues?

01.24.05 - What's The Worst Thing That Could Happen?

01.21.05 - Dogbert's Art Gallery

01.20.05 - You'll Find Me In This Chair

01.19.05 - Tina Trains Her Boss

01.18.05 - Boss' Promotion Logic

01.17.05 - Guess I'll Start Being Useless

01.14.05 - Adrift in a Sea of Randomness

01.13.05 - Boss Marks His Territory

01.12.05 - Arrogance Cancels Guilt

01.11.05 - New Stock Pick Software Feature

01.10.05 - Dogbert's Stock Software





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