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Start your day with the most popular business related comic strip around - Dilbert. Created by Scott Adams, Dilbert is about the trials and
tribulations of life in the corporate world. This cartoon is meant to bring a chuckle to our members each day with office humor you can share with your friends and coworkers.
More Dilbert from 2005
12.19.05 - Poor Performer Balls
12.16.05 - Take My Money, Take It!
12.15.05 - VJ, The Desperate VC
12.14.05 - Engineering VP Speaks
12.13.05 - Dogbert's Selfish Cell Phone Company
12.12.05 - Oh Yeah? Top This!
12.09.05 - You Stupid Lemon Eater
12.08.05 - KAH! KAH! KAH!
12.07.05 - Boss Hires A Sourpuss
12.06.05 - 30 Minutes in the Employee Rationalizer
12.05.05 - Why Are You Here?
12.02.05 - Hammerhead Bob Reads My Mind
12.01.05 - Showing Interest Isn't Working
11.30.05 - Like An Old Married Couple
11.29.05 - Two CEOs
11.28.05 - Morality and Accepted Norms
11.23.05 - A Ted Sandwich
11.22.05 - Difficult Coworkers
11.21.05 - The New Back-stabbing Control Freak
11.18.05 - Between One and Two Billion
11.17.05 - Dogbert's "Gullible World"
11.16.05 - Agile Programming
11.15.05 - I'm Letting My Eyebrows Grow Out
11.14.05 - Alice The Thief
11.11.05 - Dogbert Doubles His Fee
11.10.05 - Whoa - Tell It To My Underling
11.09.05 - "My Underling's Underling"
11.08.05 - The Boss Outsources All
11.07.05 - Dogbert's Exclusive Dance Club
11.04.05 - Petricia Goes To Hawaii
11.03.05 - Boss's Pet Interview
11.02.05 - Flashy's Radiant Heat
11.01.05 - New Team Member Flashy
10.31.05 - Questions and Answers
10.28.05 - Dilbert's Rake Stories
10.27.05 - Our CEO Reminds You That Skoking is Cool
10.26.05 - The Grim Reaping Field
10.25.05 - The Specter of Unpaid Overtime
10.24.05 - How About A Goodnight Kiss?
10.21.05 - Bob The Bodyguard
10.20.05 - Remember To Insult His Goons
10.19.05 - It Has A Phase?
10.18.05 - Flirtatious Lawyer
10.17.05 - Don't Put That In The Minutes
10.14.05 - Elbonian Piracy
10.13.05 - 4 Trillion Dollar Date
10.12.05 - Involuntary Termination Form 904-B
10.11.05 - Tina Writes The Annual Report
10.10.05 - Tina Gives It A Positive Spin
10.07.05 - That Is The Stupidest Question Ever!
10.06.05 - Dogbert Writes the FAQs
10.05.05 - Can You Remove It?
10.04.05 - Carol Cancels The Meetings
10.03.05 - Scheduling with the Boss
09.30.05 - Sit Back and Let The Loving Begin
09.29.05 - You Pay US $1000 Per Month
09.28.05 - Wally's Sandwich Eating
09.27.05 - Dilbert's Interview Tips
09.26.05 - The Bosses Gift Raises
09.23.05 - Grimace So I Know You're Working
09.22.05 - Dogbert Flushes The Lawyer
09.21.05 - Dogbert Consults on the Time Machine
09.20.05 - A Do Nothing Product
09.19.05 - One Man Target Market
09.16.05 - Dilbert's Work to Quality Axiom
09.15.05 - Wally's Cover Is Blown
09.14.05 - Project Failure Due To "That Guy"
09.13.05 - Blaming The Absent
09.12.05 - Goon Motivation
09.09.05 - Dilbert Learns About 5S
09.08.05 - Fax It or Shred It?
09.07.05 - Porpoise Reprimands
09.06.05 - I Heard That Porpoises Are Smart
09.02.05 - Company Newsletter Gig
09.01.05 - My Hairy Skull Isn't Touching You
08.31.05 - Cannibal Airline Food
08.30.05 - 17 Connecting Flights
08.29.05 - Dogbert's Discount Religion
08.26.05 - Urgent Spam
08.25.05 - Bad Time to Add New Features
08.24.05 - How's The Coding Coming?
08.23.05 - Mass From a Black Hole
08.22.05 - Dilbert in Acronym Hell
08.19.05 - Barbecued Dinosaur
08.18.05 - I So Want To Punch You Right Now
08.17.05 - That's Nothing
08.16.05 - Topper vs. The Feature Creep
08.15.05 - Fast Lawyer Blues
08.12.05 - Dogbert Goes Phishing
08.11.05 - Project Post-Mortem
08.10.05 - Java Marathong Hat
08.09.05 - Corporate Marathon Team
08.08.05 - They Didn't Like Positivity
08.05.05 - Policy Compliance
08.04.05 - Police Negotiatior
08.03.05 - Jumper Negotiation
08.02.05 - 2 Second Screensaver
08.01.05 - Dilbert's New Password
07.29.05 - Just Like Brains, But Much Cheaper
07.28.05 - Cauliflower Brains
07.27.05 - The Problem Is That You're Stupid
07.26.05 - Stupid Elbow
07.25.05 - The Rest Of You Is Monkey Hurlage
07.22.05 - I Like Those Odds
07.21.05 - Nuclear Warhead Plans
07.20.05 - Would That Work?
07.19.05 - Po-Tay-Toh, Po-Tah-To
07.18.05 - Just Something To Add Flavor
07.15.05 - The Boss Rents Bad Movies
07.14.05 - Breakfast and a Massage
07.13.05 - Boss Gets A Wake Up
07.12.05 - Asok Gets Stowed
07.11.05 - Asok Travels with The Boss
07.08.05 - Because You're The Crazy One
07.07.05 - Just Tell Me What I Did Wrong
07.06.05 - Squashing The Reasonable Man
07.05.05 - Dating Pretty Boys
07.01.05 - It's Funny Because
06.30.05 - Bu-Ya!
06.29.05 - Ratbert's Employee Desk
06.28.05 - The Capital of Japan is Mitsubishi
06.27.05 - Miss Pennington Name Change
06.24.05 - I'd Have To See The Dental Plan
06.23.05 - Dogbert's Executive Search Firm
06.22.05 - Evil, Yet Amusing
06.21.05 - The Fearless Adventurer
06.20.05 - Because You Can!
06.17.05 - Motivated Employee Scam
06.16.05 - Consult and Blabbery
06.15.05 - Feel Good Consulting
06.14.05 - I Did It All In My Head
06.13.05 - Catbert Eliminates Birthdays
06.10.05 - How Now Brown Cow?
06.09.05 - All The Good People Quit
06.08.05 - The Boss' Journal
06.07.05 - I Didn't Ask For A Life Coach!
06.06.05 - All In The Way You Ask
06.03.05 - New Coffee Sipping Noises
06.02.05 - He Doesn't Make That Face
06.01.05 - The New Fake British Guy
05.31.05 - I Thought I Hired A Genius
05.27.05 - Unhealthy Time Management
05.26.05 - Take The Zen Approach
05.25.05 - Using Job Anger
05.24.05 - Take A Pill, Crybaby
05.23.05 - New Medical Procedure
05.20.05 - Wait Until The Last Minute
05.19.05 - The Boss Blows The Budget
05.18.05 - The Accounting Department
05.17.05 - Owl Breeding
05.16.05 - Envirocrusher 4
05.13.05 - Reverse Stress Hump
05.12.05 - The New Guy Learns
05.11.05 - Lazy Friends Find Each Other
05.10.05 - Don't Name The Hump
05.09.05 - First Day Back Stress
05.06.05 - Campaign Against Employee Happiness
05.05.05 - Where's The Bad? Where's The Bad?
05.04.05 - Dogbert's Girl Advice
05.03.05 - Dilbert's Dream Come True
05.02.05 - Hola, My Name Is Lola!
04.29.05 - Understanding Technical Support
04.28.05 - Tech Support
04.27.05 - Asok's Promotion
04.26.05 - Get Paid For Doing Nothing
04.25.05 - Catbert's Employee Ratings
04.22.05 - CrashinBox Support Call
04.21.05 - Don't Get All Mathy On Me
04.20.05 - ToxiKill For Lunch
04.19.05 - What It Takes To Be A Manager
04.18.05 - Vendor Threatening
04.15.05 - Carol Gets Left Behind
04.14.05 - Rage, Same As Always
04.13.05 - "World's Greatest Interns"
04.12.05 - Fine Line Between Marketing and Hating
04.11.05 - Free Celebrity Samples
04.08.05 - Dilbert's Hand Picked Team
04.07.05 - Pre-Satisfaction Survey
04.06.05 - Hiding Under the Table
04.05.05 - Call Me "The Wizard"
04.04.05 - The Illusion of Competence
04.01.05 - Cremating The Habitual Liar
03.31.05 - The Habitual Liar
03.30.05 - Habitual Lying Pills
03.29.05 - Dr. Dilbert
03.28.05 - Internet Meds
03.25.05 - Victim of an Ugly Rumor
03.24.05 - If History Is My Guide
03.23.05 - Dogbert Copyrights Stupid Opinions
03.22.05 - I Wish I Didn't Know That
03.21.05 - I Don't Know How To Say This
03.18.05 - A Phone Call Between Two People?
03.17.05 - Asok's Conference Call
03.16.05 - Asok Gets Shafted
03.15.05 - The Fist of Death
03.14.05 - CFO Gets Attacked
03.11.05 - Relocating to High Crime Area
03.10.05 - Reverse Nietzsche
03.09.05 - Rats in the Office
03.08.05 - Shut Up And Go Work Harder
03.07.05 - Wally "Helps" Alice
03.04.05 - It's Just Something We Do
03.03.05 - Landing In Elbonia
03.02.05 - Flying to Elbonia
03.01.05 - Elbonian Culture Class
02.28.05 - Wally's Trip to Elbonia
02.25.05 - Two Can Play This Game
02.24.05 - Congratulations, You're a Sociopatch
02.23.05 - The Key To Getting Bonuses
02.22.05 - Small Company Guy
02.21.05 - Chapstick Glue
02.18.05 - Abusive Service Windows
02.17.05 - Voting Is Absurd
02.16.05 - I'm Taking A Refund
02.15.05 - Dilbert Flips the FBI Guys
02.14.05 - FBI Nabs Dilbert
02.11.05 - I'm Addicted to Email
02.10.05 - I Need A Blackberry
02.09.05 - Subject Matter Expert
02.08.05 - I Thrive on Vague Objectives
02.07.05 - I Think We're Done Here
02.04.05 - Tossing in a Bu-Wha-Ha-Ha-Ha
02.03.05 - Dogbert, the CEO Liar
02.02.05 - Asok Gets A New Chair
02.01.05 - It's Teamwork!
01.31.05 - Furry Log?
01.28.05 - Dongle Plan B
01.27.05 - Misusing The Word Dongle
01.26.05 - I'll Come Back Later
01.25.05 - So Then, No Issues?
01.24.05 - What's The Worst Thing That Could Happen?
01.21.05 - Dogbert's Art Gallery
01.20.05 - You'll Find Me In This Chair
01.19.05 - Tina Trains Her Boss
01.18.05 - Boss' Promotion Logic
01.17.05 - Guess I'll Start Being Useless
01.14.05 - Adrift in a Sea of Randomness
01.13.05 - Boss Marks His Territory
01.12.05 - Arrogance Cancels Guilt
01.11.05 - New Stock Pick Software Feature
01.10.05 - Dogbert's Stock Software
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