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Start your day with the most popular business related comic strip around - Dilbert. Created by Scott Adams, Dilbert is about the trials and tribulations of life in the corporate world. This cartoon is meant to bring a chuckle to our members each day with office humor you can share with your friends and coworkers.

More Dilbert from 2006

12.18.06 - Residual Hatred Transfer

12.15.06 - ...Had To Drown A Burrito

12.14.06 - ...It's For You

12.13.06 - Room-Temperature Semiconductor

12.12.06 - Doughnut Telekinesis

12.11.06 - Did Someone Tell You That Hope Works?

12.07.06 - The Machines Have Taken Over

12.06.06 - The New Candy Dish

12.05.06 - It's Worth Abusing

12.04.06 - I Had A Feeling Once

12.01.06 - I'll Add It To The List

11.30.06 - Ugly Like A Fox

11.29.06 - Did You Know "Frillion" Isn't a Number?

11.28.06 - Now I Have To Kill You

11.27.06 - "A Little Bit Pregnant"

11.22.06 - KABOOM!

11.21.06 - Disturbing On So Many Levels

11.20.06 - Why Aren't Your Lips Moving?

11.17.06 - Is It Too Late To Bail Out?

11.16.06 - A Neener Neener Situation

11.15.06 - Angelina Jolie Is Your Mom?

11.14.06 - Kidney Stone Call To Post

11.13.06 - That's What The First 600 Said

11.10.06 - We Think He Modified His Briefcase

11.09.06 - Dead Guy in Cubicle D-32

11.08.06 - He'll Be Missed

11.07.06 - I Was Proud Of It

11.06.06 - Are You Dead? Hello!

11.03.06 - What About The Other 10%?

11.02.06 - I Don't Like Where This Is Heading

11.01.06 - Definately A Gift Item

10.31.06 - I Have Nothing!

10.30.06 - Why Are People So Mean?

10.27.06 - Okay, I'm In

10.26.06 - So I'll Get Smarter Over Time?

10.25.06 - Alice Goes Cumulonimbus

10.24.06 - Feel The Power Of The Force!

10.23.06 - In That Case...You're Fine

10.20.06 - You're A Freak

10.19.06 - Give A Thought To Decaf

10.18.06 - Dilbert's Coffee Backpack

10.17.06 - Maybe I'm Doing It Wrong

10.16.06 - Work On This All Night Or I'll Punch You

10.13.06 - DON'T MAKE ME SMUCH YOU!

10.12.06 - A REORG? CAN DO!

10.11.06 - The Return of Loud Howard

10.10.06 - And Then You Die

10.09.06 - Because I-I-I-I CA-A-A-AN

10.06.06 - Scared Shirtless

10.05.06 - Try Slamming Your Hand In A Drawer!

10.04.06 - They Almost Make Sense!

10.03.06 - Do Birds Eat Beans To Fly Faster?

10.02.06 - Meaningless Folk Sayings

09.29.06 - Dilbert Delivers "Hot" Coffee

09.28.06 - Hotness Is An Important Skill

09.27.06 - Unqualified And Totally Hot

09.26.06 - Ha Ha, I Want Your Office

09.25.06 - Try To Blend In

09.22.06 - Working The New Snitch

09.21.06 - It Didn't Come Up

09.20.06 - Dogbert's Communication Seminar

09.19.06 - Dogbert's Blackberry Tricks

09.18.06 - Frankly, It's Creepy!

09.15.06 - Overly Passionate Employee

09.14.06 - The Base Model Uses A Potato Battery

09.13.06 - You Probably Made It Sound Like A Bad Thing

09.12.06 - "Her Body Language Says She's Thinkin' About It"

09.11.06 - You Take The Joy Out of Delegating

09.08.06 - Combat Steve Gets Fluffy Task

09.07.06 - ..And Then A Sniper Spotted Me

09.06.06 - WHERE ARE THE PRODUCT SPECS!!?

09.05.06 - New Combat Veteran Employee

09.01.06 - Alice's Sports Metaphors

08.31.06 - The Rewarding Ham Sandwich

08.30.06 - The Technology Left-Behind

08.29.06 - Your Favoritism Was Corrosive

08.28.06 - I GET IT!

08.25.06 - Stupid Alphabet

08.24.06 - Wally's Laziness Disability

08.23.06 - Letter Violations

08.22.06 - Wally's Side Ebay Business

08.21.06 - People Like Items

08.18.06 - Pop-ups and The Boss

08.17.06 - Mordac, Preventer of Information Services

08.16.06 - Don't Make Me Use The Spoon

08.15.06 - Reduce Employee Turnover: Check

08.14.06 - The Office Nemesis Strikes!

08.11.06 - That's My Favorite Sound!

08.10.06 - Don't Ping My Cheese With Your Bandwidth

08.09.06 - I Wish I Knew

08.08.06 - Why Would You Lick Fingernails?

08.07.06 - Schadenfreude Party

08.04.06 - What Can We Get For Four And A Half Minutes?

08.03.06 - Why Would I Look At Something Like That?

08.02.06 - What Kind of Limping Scrod is That?

08.01.06 - Job Hopper Whining

07.31.06 - The Job Hopper

07.28.06 - Where Else Should I Bonk Their Heads?

07.27.06 - Marketing Guy Congruence

07.26.06 - Ted Has The Specs

07.25.06 - Where's Your Artificial Sense of Urgency?

07.24.06 - Been Working Here Too Long

07.21.06 - Keep Up The Good Work

07.20.06 - You Have To Go First

07.19.06 - Shut Your Coffee Hole!

07.18.06 - Send The Note Taker

07.17.06 - "Can't Do" Approach

07.14.06 - Try To Be Less Obvious

07.13.06 - That's Another Million

07.12.06 - Kevlar Lederhosen

07.11.06 - Discount The Infinite Future Flows Of Agony

07.10.06 - Building any WMDs?

07.07.06 - No College Named "The Einstein One"

07.06.06 - Leave Now!

07.05.06 - Monthly Meeting Of Insane Chicks

06.30.06 - He's A Million Times More Important

06.29.06 - Have You Cleared Out Your Desk?

06.28.06 - Oprah Is A Surprisingly Good Puncher

06.27.06 - Dogbert's Best Seller

06.26.06 - Which One Of Us Is The Thimble?

06.23.06 - Not So Funny Now Is It?

06.22.06 - None Of Those Ring A Bell

06.21.06 - What Do The Clueless Leaders Do?

06.20.06 - Talk Fast, You Got 10 Seconds!

06.19.06 - Smokin' Jim

06.16.06 - Project Wolverine Failure Analysis

06.15.06 - Fast With The Scissors!

06.14.06 - Going To Fecalruba

06.13.06 - Satan's Vendor

06.12.06 - I Don't Believe In Using Blackberries

06.09.06 - Patt The Amplifier and Distorter

06.08.06 - Dilbert's Hair Sample Disaster

06.07.06 - Side Effect of the Nose Candy?

06.06.06 - I Have A Shy Bladder

06.05.06 - Dogbert Defines "Idiot-Proof"

06.02.06 - C-B-A Says Duh!

06.01.06 - On India Time Now!

05.31.06 - Did You Already Think of That?

05.30.06 - Asok Gets Outsourced

05.26.06 - Non-monetary Rewards Turn Violent

05.25.06 - In Lieu Of A Raise

05.24.06 - Dilbert Gets His Cubicle Back

05.23.06 - The Ceremonial Dagger

05.22.06 - Boss Launches The LawyerPult

05.19.06 - Take My Money!!

05.18.06 - Why Do You Have A Space Defense Shield?

05.17.06 - Bet You Ten Billion Dollars You Can't!

05.16.06 - The Google Death Ray

05.15.06 - Dilbert Getting Funding

05.12.06 - Dilbert's Garage Start-Up

05.11.06 - I'll Just Write In "Loser"

05.10.06 - Billionaires Coming Top Side

05.09.06 - Yes, She Looks Hot!

05.08.06 - I Don't Love It

05.05.06 - Dilbert's Fun With Job Search

05.04.06 - Stop The Whining, You're Fired!

05.03.06 - I'm Prepared to Wrestle You For It

05.02.06 - Crime Goes Through Escrow

05.01.06 - Dogbert's Garbage Barge

04.28.06 - Getting All Dissident On You

04.27.06 - Take My Money!!!

04.26.06 - Dogbert's Oceanside Nation

04.25.06 - The Running Glove

04.24.06 - What Good Is One Glove?

04.21.06 - Dull Cubicles

04.20.06 - I'll Assign Wally

04.19.06 - The Stupidity is Leaping Off the Page!

04.18.06 - Your Plan Reeks

04.17.06 - Drunken Lemur Analogies

04.14.06 - The Firing Finger

04.13.06 - Dangling a (real) carrot

04.12.06 - DilMom: I Need More Choices!

04.11.06 - Being Part of the Team

04.10.06 - Alice: Be Less Productive

04.07.06 - Shake It Off

04.06.06 - Step 1: Pretend To Be A Wounded Rodent

04.05.06 - We Wanted You To Transfer, Not KILL Him

04.04.06 - Ted's Team Building Abandonment

04.03.06 - Why Would Anyone Heat Space?

03.31.06 - The Rest Is Just Pricing

03.30.06 - What's A Marketing Biathlon?

03.29.06 - Let's Compensate With Marketing

03.28.06 - Elbonian MP3 Player

03.27.06 - MP3 Plumber's Helper

03.24.06 - Not Really Art Unless Someone Is Winning

03.23.06 - Dogberto's Plans For The Lobby

03.22.06 - I Don't Like The Way You Asked

03.21.06 - Nobody Notices Asok

03.20.06 - Tech Support Passwords

03.17.06 - The Loud Guy Section

03.16.06 - You Might Want To Switch to Decaf

03.15.06 - Cancelling Plant Maintenance

03.14.06 - External Anti-Depressant

03.13.06 - She Calls This One "The Wood Chipper"

03.10.06 - How Can You NOT Love That?

03.09.06 - The Budget Tablets

03.08.06 - It's Not In The Budget!!!

03.07.06 - No Purpose To This Meeting

03.06.06 - Panning For Gold In The Water Fountain

03.03.06 - Bob Leaves On Bad Note

03.02.06 - Center of Excellence

03.01.06 - I Was Tired

02.28.06 - Boss Distance Learns

02.27.06 - The Fake Arm

02.24.06 - Dogbert's Work-Life Balance

02.23.06 - Boss Forgets Major

02.22.06 - The Internet Is Full

02.21.06 - Potato Chip Sick Days

02.20.06 - Bad Telecommuting Joke

02.17.06 - Bad Judgement Consumers

02.16.06 - Making Up Unrealistic Assumptions

02.15.06 - Bending The Feasibility Study

02.14.06 - Lipstick On The Pig

02.13.06 - No Good Way to Assign a Bad Project

02.10.06 - Certified Project Management Zombie

02.09.06 - Dogbert's School for Zombies

02.08.06 - Maybe You're Lazy and Stupid

02.07.06 - Asok The Fire Warden

02.06.06 - Boss Tries To Read People

02.03.06 - Dilbert Accompanies Alan

02.02.06 - Competent-Incompetent Theory

02.01.06 - Comparative Lit Grout Cleaner

01.31.06 - Dismissive Facial Expressions

01.30.06 - MFU2

01.27.06 - The Powers of Cuteness

01.26.06 - Some Sort of Spy

01.25.06 - Just Got A Crazy Idea

01.24.06 - In That Case, It's Almost Done

01.23.06 - Forgetful Weekend

01.20.06 - Don't Disturb The Seagulls

01.19.06 - Asking The Wrong Ethicist

01.18.06 - Stop Wearing Sleeveless Sweaters

01.17.06 - I Mean...Congratulations

01.16.06 - Police Charity Bumper Sticker

01.13.06 - Attempted Self Stranulation Is Code 39

01.12.06 - Watching The Free Ranger

01.11.06 - Get A Job Caddying

01.10.06 - Dogbert's Retirement Planning Seminar

01.09.06 - Customer Hate Lessens Stress

01.04.06 - Yellow Sticky Note Road


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