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Dilbert Watch: Sponsored by Komori



Start your day with the most popular business related comic strip around - Dilbert. Created by Scott Adams, Dilbert is about the trials and tribulations of life in the corporate world. This cartoon is meant to bring a chuckle to our members each day with office humor you can share with your friends and coworkers.

More Dilbert from 2007

09.29.07 - Don't be silly

09.28.07 - Loyalty

09.27.07 - What's-his-name

09.26.07 - Let's not talk about you.

09.25.07 - Vote Dogbert

09.24.07 - Dogbert for President

09.21.07 - Do you have time to watch?

09.20.07 - You Like Bugs More Than Me?

09.19.07 - I Hope It Collapses on Your Head!

09.18.07 - Marketing and Public Relations

09.17.07 - Marketing Speak

09.14.07 - Touché

09.13.07 - Call Marketing

09.12.07 - Correct Security Card Usage

09.11.07 - Patience Alice

09.10.07 - R.O.I.

09.07.07 - An application to replace you.

09.06.07 - You're totally incompetent at everything you do.

09.05.07 - Open-minded skunk

09.04.07 - How to keep an intern busy.

08.31.07 - Typo in my budget request

08.30.07 - Employee Brain Monitor

08.29.07 - I was happier not knowing...

08.28.07 - Customers I want your product to injure...

08.27.07 - Executive Horses Rump Entrance

08.24.07 - This is the part where you pretend to add value

08.23.07 - Dreams of working in a fabric covered box

08.22.07 - Questions from gadflies

08.21.07 - Two kinds of facelifts...

08.20.07 - You have the highest salary in the department...

08.17.07 - Coffee Swilling Beaver

08.16.07 - Wallpapering Fog

08.15.07 - Meetings about meetings...

08.14.07 - Stop campaigning on my shoe

08.13.07 - The First 100 Days...

08.10.07 - Running for President

08.09.07 - C23 is in a bad mood today...

08.08.07 - But where is your formulae pointing?

08.07.07 - Your Optimism Is Cute

08.06.07 - There's something wrong with you

08.03.07 - The boss has been reading...

08.02.07 - This won't end well...

08.01.07 - I need you less than my mousepad

07.31.07 - Software that yells...

07.30.07 - ...Sense of urgency and bias for action

07.27.07 - Dogbert Moving Company

07.26.07 - Continue not feeding the squirrels

07.25.07 - Can't Stop Punching...

07.24.07 - You're Somewhere Between Oatmeal and Kelp

07.23.07 - Your Snacks are Too Loud

07.20.07 - It's Not Magic

07.19.07 - Cubicle Burial Site

07.18.07 - Getting Feedback

07.17.07 - Installing hidden cameras

07.16.07 - Managing from another office

07.13.07 - Internal phone lists

07.12.07 - Dinner for KEY employees

07.11.07 - I'm here to listen and misinterpret

07.10.07 - I'm Baaaaack!

07.09.07 - The Creepy "All Hands" Meeting

07.03.07 - The "Relatively Unimportant Segment"

07.02.07 - When Strategic Assets Strike Back!

06.29.07 - Staying Positive

06.28.07 - Do Something You Love

06.27.07 - Have you heard of Al Qaeda?

06.26.07 - In Love with a Medical School Cadaver

06.25.07 - Rolling the Dice with Nancy...

06.22.07 - Hey! It's a bunch of talking clothes!

06.21.07 - Methane Capture

06.20.07 - Save the Earth by making people suffer

06.19.07 - Dogbert the green consultant

06.18.07 - Saving the planet with bad advice

06.15.07 - Try Both Ways

06.14.07 - What does my forehead say?

06.13.07 - I bought a ping pong table with your raise

06.12.07 - Opinions are Treason

06.11.07 - Maximizing Synergy Capture...

06.08.07 - A Delusional Thing?

06.07.07 - ...Not For Losers

06.06.07 - A Thin Film of Oil

06.05.07 - Iran Supplied Them With PowerPoint

06.04.07 - Very Indirect Terrorists

06.01.07 - Elbonian Negotiations

05.31.07 - Boss: Keep Up WRK

05.30.07 - My Envy is Disturbing

05.29.07 - Have A Nice Day

05.25.07 - Clean Up On Aisle Three

05.24.07 - Dumb and Optimistic at the Same Time

05.23.07 - We're going to try again next month

05.22.07 - ...I'm Failing as Fast as I Can

05.21.07 - Hands Stuck in Coffee Mugs

05.18.07 - Worthless "Morale Dollars"

05.17.07 - The Executive Dashboard...

05.16.07 - Okay, Let's Pretend That Matters

05.15.07 - I Need a New Battle Cry

05.14.07 - From Cube to Sun: Too Fast!

05.11.07 - Dogbert Tech. Support: Turn Everything Off!

05.10.07 - Dilbert Takes Questions...

05.09.07 - Facial Expressions Ward Off Action Items

05.08.07 - Blah, Blah, Blah...Dilbert is Rude

05.07.07 - Picking The Right Ethicist

05.04.07 - Because Then I'd Mock You Less?

05.03.07 - Where Do You Get Your Ideas?

05.02.07 - Trying To Fire The Cartoonist

05.01.07 - ...I Also Like Inexpensive Footwear

04.30.07 - Noises From The Basement...

04.27.07 - Make Me Sound Like Mark Twain

04.26.07 - Indentured Blogging

04.25.07 - Prolonged Exposure to Employment Creates Box Shape

04.24.07 - Bad Case of Chair Buttocks

04.23.07 - A Motion To Adjourn...

04.20.07 - It Has The Coolness Factor

04.19.07 - Because I Can...

04.18.07 - A Glimmer of Hope

04.17.07 - Doughnut For Your Soul

04.16.07 - It Hurts Less If I Call It A Plan

04.13.07 - This Took An Ugly Turn

04.12.07 - DNA Evidence...

04.11.07 - Well Then, Email It Is!

04.10.07 - Your Success Diminishes Me

04.09.07 - MMMM, Afterglow...

04.06.07 - Dogbert The Quantifier

04.05.07 - Who Calls You That?

04.04.07 - I Recommend Dishonesty

04.03.07 - A Process Called Lying

04.02.07 - We Explain Things to Morons...

03.30.07 - I'll be done in 15 days...

03.29.07 - Ashtray Head Research

03.28.07 - May I Ask The Question First?

03.27.07 - My Ash and a Hole in the Ground

03.26.07 - Jeff Gets His Ash Kicked

03.23.07 - Blah, Blah, Maybe Someday You'll Get Promoted

03.22.07 - That's What Tipped Me Off...

03.21.07 - A Great Idea Seems Ridiculous

03.20.07 - I Think You'll Find That It Doesn't Matter

03.19.07 - Think of What?

03.16.07 - We Have A Squatter Problem...

03.15.07 - Not According To This Picture...

03.14.07 - Sounds Good...

03.13.07 - Wally's Keynote Speech

03.12.07 - 1500 Victims

03.09.07 - Doesn't That Make You A Sociopath?

03.08.07 - Starting To Like Disappointing People

03.07.07 - Wally's Advice on Priorities

03.06.07 - There Goes April...

03.05.07 - Ted Died Two Weeks Ago...

03.02.07 - Wonder If I Can Punch Her Sane?

03.01.07 - Relax! Relax! Calm Down!

02.28.07 - I'm Not Even Curious

02.27.07 - Judging Me By My Clothes

02.26.07 - Asbestos Being Disturbed Today...

02.23.07 - After You Manage Those Into the Toilet, Give Me a Jingle

02.22.07 - The Pay is Exactly The Same...

02.21.07 - A "Sir Richard Branson" Sort of Thing

02.20.07 - Polygamus Asthmatic Dwarf Serial Killers

02.19.07 - I Don't Tell YOU How to be Fat!

02.16.07 - You Could Almost FEEL The Teamwork in The Air

02.15.07 - The Steaming Pile of Failure is "Fine"

02.14.07 - Every Day It Gets Harder to Appreciate You

02.13.07 - You Need A Huge Yawn...

02.12.07 - Please Stop Touching My Brain With Your Nose

02.09.07 - Having "Stretch Goals"

02.08.07 - I Thought You Said MY Goals

02.07.07 - It's Just Something I Say

02.06.07 - Pen Confusion

02.05.07 - What Bonding Feels Like

02.02.07 - It's Only On Your Copy

02.01.07 - The Sound of Teamwork?

01.31.07 - A Bias For Action

01.30.07 - ...And Do It Quickly

01.29.07 - Dogbert's DNA Test For Losers

01.26.07 - The Dead Don't Eat Lunch Either

01.25.07 - I Am A Superior Being, You Moron

01.24.07 - Order In The Court!

01.23.07 - It's A Quagmire

01.22.07 - Scientist from the Planet Zorp

01.19.07 - "Waste of Time" Meeting

01.18.07 - Is Your Password Ned, Ned?

01.17.07 - Password Recovery for Morons

01.16.07 - Ratbert and the Doughnuts

01.15.07 - Why Do I Need A Reason

01.12.07 - Twigs and Leaves

01.11.07 - Massage Promises

01.10.07 - Learning to Lie Good

01.09.07 - One Way Per Question!

01.08.07 - Try To Avoid Facts



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