Introducing KODAK eyeCamera 4.1. It's Amazing!
April 1st, 2009 -- Kodak today announced an amazing new product, the KODAK
eyeCamera 4.1, giving WhatTheyThink the exclusive opportunity to report the
news first.
This amazing product has features
that we, the staff at WhatTheyThink, wonder how we ever lived without,
including:
"What you see is what you get" Viewfinder - Now you can take that
photo at the exact moment you see that special scene. Don't try this while
driving as objects may be closer than they appear.
Facial Recall Assistant - We have all been there...you are at a party,
"I know her. Oh, geesh, she is coming this way...Hello, er, um..."
How embarassing. Well, worry no more. This handy feature connects to a
customizable "BFF file" connected to your Facebook page. Go to
parties and reunions with confidence! Hello Marci, long time no see! Like my
stylin' new specs?
Image Stabilizer - After a glass of wine or two, this feature will
ensure that all of your photos are razor sharp, maybe even sharper than you
remember. Our patented "I love you man Gyro Adjuster" was
tested at numerous focus groups and it worked perfectly...I think.
Isn't the design captivating? Our engineers worked very hard to come up with a
look that is hardly noticeable from regular eye glasses. Fashionistas
everywhere will be clamoring for this accessory to wear at red-carpet events.
Okay, back to the features...
Selective Auto-Focus & Zoom - See something you like? Just look,
focus, zoom & snap! This is a new feature so use it wisely. It might
get you in trouble at the beach so practice at home first.
Wink and Shoot Shutter - Taking photos is now as easy as a winking! We
use our patented eyeVu technology to activate only on a wink, not a
blink. When you have a cold and are sneezing it is advised you not wear your
KODAK eyeCamera 4.1 or you will get pictures of your feet (think about it).
Digital X-Ray Vision - No way? Yes way! In partnership with the Superman
Corporation located in the Fortress of Solitude, we co-developed this amazing
feature at a bargain price. But remember, even though you will be able to see
through walls and closed doors you will not be able to walk through them.
The KODAK eyeCamera 4.1 is social media compatible so you will be able
to stream your life 24x7! Easy photo uploads to Facebook, Flickr, KODAK
Gallery, and Twitter are a snap. Now you can impress your friends with an
endless stream of photos to accompany the running commentary of text updates
you currently provide.
But wait, there's more! The KODAK eyeCamera 4.1 comes with a ton of cool accessories too.
- Super zoom. Oh baby! If standard zoom isn't enough we have the answer (comes with neck brace).
- Lens lashes - Available in natural, bat, and flirt lengths
- Baseball cap printer. For prints on the go. The cap's bill is the paper tray! Clever.
- Dual lens steroscopic option lets you take photos in 3-D
- Flash earrings. Genuine CZ (cubic zirconia) rechargeable flash with unmatched cut, clarity, color, and coruscation (look it up ;-)
The team at Kodak is proud to
announce yet another breakthrough product. We also want you do do one thing for
us when someone looks at you while wearing the new KODAK eyeCamera 4.1. Be sure
to...
We think Kodak is really on to something with the KODAK eyeCamera 4.1. Don't you?