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WhatTheyThink Announces Industry-Leading Webinar Series
April 1, 2005 -- In another move sure to cement WhatTheyThink’s leading position as the best news and information source for the printing and publishing industry, President, Randy Davidson, announced the Webinar line-up for the second quarter. He said, “This new webinar series promises to be the best we have ever produced. It is a valuable addition to the efforts underway to ensure that print remains a viable communications medium far into the future, and will help our readers keep up with the latest trends.”
Upcoming Webinars:
- Making Sense of Variable Data Printing (moderated by Stephen Hawkings) -- Leave it to the smartest man on the planet to finally figure out this complicated technology. This 18-hour webinar will explain how to make a profit in Variable Data Printing. To participate in this session, you will need your abacus, a slide rule, access to the Cray Supercomputer, and 300 hundred cups of coffee.
- Nepotism in Printing: In the Family Way -- Moderated by James Earl Dotgain IV, this webinar discusses the most efficient way to drive a successful shop into the ground by handing over the reins to Junior, retiring to Florida, and then losing it all to the unprepared next generation and having to return to save the day.
- The Making of WhatTheyThink's Swimsuit Issue: A Makeover Reality Show -- The controversial WhatTheyThink Swimsuit Issue forced some to cancel their subscriptions while others have new screen savers as a result of its publication. This webinar gives a-behind-the scenes look at how some of the industry's most out-of-shape experts were turned into supermodels. Photoshop geeks will especially enjoy this one!
- The Digital Printing Killer App: Counterfeiting -- Not since the days of photocopying your backside has this much fun been had in printing. Learn how to fool soda machines and dim witted convenience store clerks with a digital image that is sure to win a Bennie. The digital printing killer app has been found in all its illegal glory.
- Overruns: The Key to Filling Capacity -- Once upon a time, it was considered normal to ship ten percent over the ordered quantity and get paid for it. Recently a historical document was found that describes this printing innovation. Learn its secrets and you will be 10% closer to a return to the days of overcapacity and 6 week deliveries. Ah, the good old days!
- Frank Romano: My Favorite Train Whistles -- Frank Romano has long been known as an impersonator. His "George W. Bush" slayed 'em at last year's Graph Expo. Now Romano turns his talented impressionistic skills to the nations' trains. After traveling thousands of miles on Amtrak, he has gotten to know them all. Come listen to one solid hour of shrieks, horns, and clangs in what promises to be the must-attend webinar of the year.
Special Note: All these stories are presented in the true spirit of April Fool's Day. None of these stories are true, nor are they intended to reflect the strategy and intent of any real person or company. Our purpose with the April Fool's Edition is to elicit a smile, and we hope you will enjoy our spoof! We are an Equal Opportunity Offender: Our contributors name many industry companies in their stories, none of which should be taken seriously. Please offer your feedback
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