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The April Fool's Day 2004 Edition
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Top Story: • Xerox, Adobe, Creo, HP, Kodak, and Others Announce Non-Acquisition Plans

• Creo Buys Pfaltzgraf by Accident

• Annual Report with Your Order? SEC and Corporate Governance to Stimulate Print Demand

• WACKs Seek Age Limit for Print Consumption, Must be 45 Years Old

• Postal Service to Share Rate Increase Revenue with Printers

• Leading Printers Send Sales Reps to China, Countering Chinese Print Buyers Expo

• Triumvirate Forms Worlds Largest Graphic Arts Company

• PrintTV Update: A Cash Cow in the Making

• Legislation establishes cabinet-level Digital Imaging Czar and sets penalties for bad files

• "No Child Left Behind" yields substantial literacy gains

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Special Note: All these stories are presented in the true spirit of April Fool's Day. None of these stories are true, nor are they intended to reflect the strategy and intent of any real person or company. Our purpose with the April Fool's Edition is to elicit a smile, and we hope you will enjoy our spoof! We are an Equal Opportunity Offender: Our contributors name many industry companies in their stories, none of which should be taken seriously. Please offer your feedback.

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