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The April Fool's Day 2005 Edition
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Top Story:Wal-Mart to buy Offshore Assets from RR Donnelley & Quebecor

Ikon, Canon and Epson Merge – New company called ICE


Quad Develops CIM System


HP Launches RFID toner-ink


Printers to Benefit from New Universal Health and Wellness Act of 2005


Postal Service Goes Postal


2005 Package and Label Printing Act Signed Into Law


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