Pressteks new ProFire-GPS CTP System: Out-Of-This-World Technology
April 1, 2003 Hot on the heels of Heidelbergs Saphira Caleidoplate 46 announcement, Presstek has announced some ground-breaking new CTP technology of its own. The new system, called ProFire-GPS, is sure to rocket demand for their direct imaging systems across the planet. By now, you are aware of the pinpoint precision of Pressteks ProFire direct imaging technology. Their newest ProFire-GPS system employs ground-breaking technology by combining the control of modern aircraft and shipboard navigation Global Positioning System (GPS) with the ProFire direct imager.
Pressteks proprietary GPS decoding software, built into every ProFire-GPS system, permits laser guided plate imaging techniques to rise to new heights. Using the pinpoint accuracy afforded by earth circling satellites, Pressteks new enhancement takes advantage of this widely used mapping technology to precisely guide the laser during the plate etching process. WhatTheyThink contacted Solar Litho the ProFire-GPS Beta-zed site, located in the Delta Quadrant, for actual reactions to the new system. Solars general manager, Chuck Stargazer, had this to say. "Well, I for one, am amazed at the clarity and repeatability of Pressteks new ProFire-GPS system. Previously we had a run-up of between 10 and 15 impressions. With ProFire-GPS, its spot-on with the first sheet!"
Not only does this provide savings in material and time, but benefits are also realized in terms of ink usage. According to Hudson Drive, Pressteks CPC (Chief Plate Chef), an additional benefit of ProFire-GPS is its ink control. "Supported by actual test data, we verified an ink savings of over 60% on an average QMDI print job, compared to the non GPS system." The ink savings are credited to the guidance of the GPS signals which also drive the integrated ink control modules embedded in the new ProFire-GPS system. You cant visually tell that only 40% of the normal ink lay-down was used. Drive says, "The pop and color fidelity we have come to expect from Presstek direct imaging is out-of-this-world, and is everything printers and their customers demand." This affords printers a greater cost savings and is environmentally friendly.
Expected to be shipping by Star Date 3045.2, ProFire-GPS will be retrofitted free of charge on all Presstek Dimension CTP systems of record.
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